Commands

Pictured above is demonstration of the !sakartvelo command.

Teleport Commands

!tpa username
Teleports you to the player you specify. They must type !accept your-username to accept your request.
~~!spawn~~ Disabled by popular demand!
Brings you to the world spawn point.
!home number OR !sethome number, !delhome number, !namehome number
Allows you to teleport to a previously-set home. You can have up to three homes. Must specify a number to set, delete, or teleport to a home. To name a home, hold a name tag and the home number you specify will be renamed to reflect the name tag's name. This does not consume the name tag
!noobland
This command teleports you to "Noobland." Noobland was a shortcut for lazy players and children who didn't want to brave the ocean spawn. Noobland is a dangerous, desolate place, and using the !noobland command is shameful, and highly discouraged. Once used, you can never use the command again, and your spawn will be set in a predictable place at the center of Noobland. This makes you an easy target for predatory players, so be careful!

Player-specific Commands

These commands allow the players to view information about themselves or to escape from bed traps.

!clearmyinventory
This will clear your inventory. After you execute this command, you cannot get your items back.
!listhomes
Lists all of your homes.
!minecartafk OR !afk OR !afkshitting OR !afksleeping OR !afkpussy
Grays out your name in chat and in the tab list and gives you the [AFK] prefix. !minecartafk will delete oncoming Minecarts between 20 and 25 blocks away. Useful if going AFK while in a minecart. Try typing !afkpussy, !afksleeping, or !afkshitting. To remove, type !unafk or !unminecartafk (or !unafk).
!suicide method
- anvil (yes we know you may use this to farm anvils; no it won't be patched);
- instant;
- wither;
- tnt (can also be executed by typing !allahuakbar);
- shooting;
- void;
- more suicide methods to come..
~~!radio on OR !radio off~~ Temporarily disabled - broken in a recent MC update.
This command turns the server radio on/off for you. Make sure you have server resource packs enabled and that your sound is on, or else this won't work. It may take up to 6 minutes for music to start playing. To skip a song, type !skip. The radio mostly plays 8-bit versions of 80s music (with some Kazakh nationalist music and JustinRPG & Chris Chan songs.). CommandsBot narrates news stories interspersed between the songs, covering recent server events and detailing where you can find various custom NPCs located throughout the map.

Server-wide Commands

These commands allow the player to interact with gamerules, examine the server specs (like the current TPS), or to learn about other players.

!tip OR !addtip text
Displays a randomly-selected "tip" from a pool of player-created tips to help new players survive. Tips do not need to be helpful, and they can contain any text you'd like, with the caveat that duplicate tips are automatically removed. Links in tips are clickable, and they're visible both on hardcore.tj and sams.tj.

!lu username
Look up a player's past usernames, skins, and the servers they frequent.

!bio set message
Use this command to set your bio. You can view other players' biographies by typing !bio username.

!discord
Displays the Discord server invite.

!rules
Displays the rules.

!vote
Links to the server's vote pages.

!clearlag
Removes all items, ender crystals, tnt, and experience orbs within a 32 block radius of the player.

!stats
Click the link to view the server's stats page.

!announce message
Displays a message in bold red text as an announcement to the server chat. Has a 10 second cooldown.

!mount
Allows you to ride on the head of any player or entity. You will automatically mount the player/entity you're closest to.

!seen username
Shows you the date of a players' last login (mm/dd/yy).

!lastwords username
Displays the last sentence someone posted to chat before logging out.

!dox username
Displays some made-up information about the specified user.

!leaderboard set scoreboard objective

Lists the top users in a number of ongoing, server-wide competitions. Example usage: !leaderboard set BellsRung. To remove the leaderboard from your screen, type !unleaderboard. Usable objectives include:

BellsRung;

GAPsEaten;

SteaksEaten;

PlayerKills;

TotalKills;

TimeSinceDeath;

DistanceMinecart;

DistanceFlown;

DistanceBoat

DistanceStrider

DistancePig

Deaths

DeathsByPlayer

TotemsUsed

NetherrackMined

MysteryPoints

GayPoints

CocksSucked

CumGargled

TimeUnderwater

PigsKilled

AnimalsBred

TpaTimer

HubTimer

SpawnTimer

EndTimer

more objectives to come..

!tps
Will give the current TPS (rate of ticks per second). This is a good indicator of server lag. The lower the number, the laggier it will be. To get a more accurate picture of the TPS, type !tps average instead. This averages the TPS over the course of 5-6 seconds.

!online
Lists all users currently logged in. If there are more than 15 users online, CommandsBot will begin to speak.

Map Commands

The following commands, when typed in chat exactly as they are below, will give you special map "emojis."

:popethanos:

:mj:

:shutup:

:dogmii:

:caveman:

:virgin:

:onions:

:didntask:

:hulk:

:sad:

:oops:

:hung:

:schraubenzieher:

:haters:

:donut:

:floydmas:

:floydzedong:

:minion:

:samhyde:

:poopballs:

:fat:

:dino:

!lettermap letter or special character - this command is temporarily disabled!
This command will give you a map with the specified character on it. It works for most characters on a QWERTY keyboard, but not, for instance, foreign currency symbols, Greek letters, or the section sign. Example: !lettermap i, or if you wanted a special character, !lettermap %.

Useless Commands

We'll start with a list of self-explanatory, useless commands, then work up to more complicated ones.

!shit substance

!pee substance

!bleed

!cum

!drool

!fart

!dance

!dab

!homo

!gamergirlbathwater

!garlicwater

!jombo

!frown

!smile

!1337

!suckmydick

!pusheen

!educateme

!russianroulette

!howmanysnowmen

!gnome

!wsid OR !whatshouldido

!fortune

!8ball question

!choose option1 or option2

!brainwave OR !brianwave

!killarandomplayer

!hitlersay message

!unclesay message

!serversay message

!obamasay message

!marry username

!enslave username

!poke username

!block username

!mute username

!jg username

!stab username

!op username

!beat username

!punch username

!beat username

!push username

!yahooanswers search query

!google search query

!rgreentext search query

!rpolitics search query

!rpolyamory search query

!fidgetspinner
Causes you to spin around in a circle. Type !unfidgetspinner to turn this effect off.

!gay
Causes something very homosexual to happen to you. To remove the effects, type !conversiontherapy OR !ungay.

!imwhite
Gives you organic chicken breast, free-trade coffee beans, an 800 credit score, and plays Steely Dan songs. You also get the [WHITE PERSON] prefix. To remove the effects, type !imblack OR !color white.

!hat block name or item name
Puts the specified item or block on your head. It even works with helmets. Type !rhat or !unhat to remove the block from your head.

!pushable block name Temporarily disabled.
Summons a block of the specified type that you can push around. To remove the block, stand on top of it and type !unpushable.

!color color
Sets your username to the specified color. Available colors consist only of those in Minecraft by default, i.e. !color dark_aqua.

!armorstand name color
Summons an armor stand with the specified name and name color. These armor stands have arms. There's a 10 minute cooldown on this command.

!greeting set message
Sets a custom greeting message. The message can be whatever you want. CommandsBot will display whatever greeting message you've set whenever you login. Example: !greeting set welcome back to Swim!

~~!bosnia~~ Temporarily disabled.
Adds you to the "BOSNIA FOREVER" team. Also equips you with a fully-functional AK74 and 20 rounds of ammunition. If you have server resource packs enabled, you will hear Bosnian war songs soon after executing the command. Please note that without server resource packs, the gun will just be rendered as a carrot on a stick.

!midget OR !givebirth OR !child
Summons a miniature armor stand at your location, equipped with arms.

Prefix Commands

All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.

!hindu

!muslim

!jewish

!protestant

!orthodox

!catholic

!goblin

!police

!koolaid

!random

!newfriend

!applethief

!babushka

!epstein

!wigger

!belarus OR !Беларусь

!osterreicher

!dansker

!nordmenns

!deutsche

!sakartvelo

!italiani

!magyarok

!suomi

!svenskar

!bikergang

!banned

!bone

!blazerod

!stick

!boomer

!chungus

!hellokitty

!colonel

!doctor

!gamer

!chinese

!mexican

!general

!hacked

!king

!lieutenant

!mr

!mrs

!ms

!papereater

!pregnant

!president

!prince

!princess

!queen

!realisticelephant

!senator

!sergeant

!singlemom

!sir

Commands

Teleport Commands

Player-specific Commands

These commands allow the players to view information about themselves or to escape from bed traps.

Server-wide Commands

These commands allow the player to interact with gamerules, examine the server specs (like the current TPS), or to learn about other players.

Map Commands

The following commands, when typed in chat exactly as they are below, will give you special map "emojis."

Useless Commands

We'll start with a list of self-explanatory, useless commands, then work up to more complicated ones.

Prefix Commands

All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.

**All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.**