Commands

Last Updated: May 7, 2026, 12:49 AM

Pictured above is a demonstration of the !sakartvelo command. Click any command below to copy it to your clipboard!

Teleport Commands

Navigate the world.

!tpa [username]

Teleports you to a specified player. They must type !accept your-username to approve the request.
~~!spawn~~ (Temporarily Disabled)

Brings you to the world spawn point. Disabled by popular demand!
!home [number] | !sethome [number] | !delhome [number] | !namehome [number]

Allows you to teleport to a set home (up to 3). Must specify a number to set, delete, or teleport. To name a home, hold a name tag and the home number you specify will be renamed to reflect the name tag's name. This does not consume the name tag.
!noobland

This command teleports you to "Noobland." Noobland was a shortcut for lazy players and children who didn't want to brave the ocean spawn. Noobland is a dangerous, desolate place, and using the !noobland command is shameful, and highly discouraged. Once used, you can never use the command again, and your spawn will be set in a predictable place at the center of Noobland. This makes you an easy target for predatory players, so be careful!

Player-Specific Commands

Manage your personal settings or escape bed traps.

!clearmyinventory

Permanently clears your inventory. Cannot be undone once executed.
!listhomes

Lists all of your currently set homes.
!minecartafk | !afk | !afkshitting | !afksleeping | !afkpussy

Marks you as [AFK] and grays out your name in chat/tab. !minecartafk deletes oncoming Minecarts between 20-25 blocks away (useful for AFKing on rails). Type !unafk to remove the status.
!suicide [method]

COMING SOON! Kills your character. Available methods: anvil (farming allowed), instant, wither, tnt (or !allahuakbar), shooting, void.
~~!radio on/off~~ (Temporarily Disabled)

Turns the server radio on/off (requires server resource packs and sound). Plays 8-bit 80s music, custom tracks, and intersperses news narratives from CommandsBot. Type !skip to skip songs. Currently broken by a recent MC update.

Mail & Communications

Send offline messages to players or contact server administration. To contact admins or mods privately regarding an issue, prefix your message with @admin, @mods, or @server.

@[username] [message]

Sends a private mail message to the specified user. They will see it the next time they log in.
!mail

Reads your unread mail.
!mail clear

Deletes all of your read and unread mail.
@admin [message] | @mods [message] | @server [message]

Privately alerts the server administrators and moderators. Use this to report rule-breakers, bugs, or request assistance.
!call [server_address]

Initiates a remote network connection, allowing you to call an external server. This action costs 200 vote points per use. Want to try it out? Click this to copy a test number: !call galacticaactual.dyndns.org

Server-Wide Commands

Interact with gamerules, view server specs, or learn about other players.

!togglechat

Toggles global cross-chat from other servers (sams.tj, drmori.sams.tj, hardcore.tj, mods.tj) on or off for your client.
!advancements on/off

Toggles whether advancements appear in chat to clear up spam. Type !advancements alone to query the current gamerule state.
!deathmessages on/off

Toggles whether death messages appear in chat (useful during spawn killing). Type !deathmessages to query the state.
!tip OR !addtip [text]

Displays a randomly-selected "tip" from a pool of player-created tips to help new players survive. Tips do not need to be helpful, and they can contain any text you'd like, with the caveat that duplicate tips are automatically removed. Links in tips are clickable, and they're visible both on hardcore.tj and sams.tj.
!lu [username]

Looks up a player's past usernames, skins, and the servers they frequent.
!bio set [message]

Sets your personal bio. View other players' biographies by typing !bio [username].
!discord

Displays the Discord server invite link.
!rules

Displays the server rules in chat.
!clearlag

Removes all items, ender crystals, tnt, and experience orbs within a 32 block radius of the player.
!stats

Click the link to view the server's stats page.
!announce [message]

Broadcasts a bold red announcement to global chat. Has a 10-second cooldown.
!mount

Allows you to ride on the head of any player or entity. You will automatically mount the player/entity you're closest to.
!seen [username]

Shows the date of a player's last login (MM/DD/YY).
!lastwords [username]

Displays the last message a user sent in chat before logging out.
!dox [username]

Displays humorous, made-up information about the specified user.
!leaderboard set [objective]

Lists the top users for server-wide competitions. Type !unleaderboard to remove.

Objectives: BellsRung, GAPsEaten, SteaksEaten, PlayerKills, TotalKills, TimeSinceDeath, DistanceMinecart, DistanceFlown, DistanceBoat, DistanceStrider, DistancePig, Deaths, DeathsByPlayer, TotemsUsed, NetherrackMined, MysteryPoints, GayPoints, CocksSucked, CumGargled, TimeUnderwater, PigsKilled, AnimalsBred, TpaTimer, HubTimer, SpawnTimer, EndTimer.
!tps

Shows current Ticks Per Second (lag indicator). Use !tps average for a more accurate 5-second average.
!online

Lists currently logged-in users. (CommandsBot will speak if >15 users are online).

Economy & Gambling

Earn, spend, and risk your server balance! Every player starts with a base balance. You earn money slowly over time, by voting, or by participating in server events. Use your balance to gamble, rob others, pay friends, or show off your wealth at the store.

!bal

Checks your current server balance.
!pay [player] [amount]

Directly transfers the specified amount of money from your account to another player's balance.
!slots [bet]

Spins the slot machine for a chance to multiply your bet.
!flip [heads/tails] [bet] | !coinflip [heads/tails] [bet]

Bets your balance on a 50/50 coin toss.
!roll [max_number] [bet]

Rolls a die up to the specified max number. Higher risk yields higher rewards.
!rob [player]

Attempts to steal money from another player. If you get caught, you pay them a fine instead!
!vote

Provides links to the server's voting pages. Voting earns you vote points which you can exchange for rewards or to initiate !call commands.
!store

Provides a secure, clickable link to our web store where you can use your balance or vote points to purchase ranks, crate keys, exclusive cosmetics, or perks. All store purchases automatically credit to your character and directly support server hosting costs!

Trust System

A community-driven reputation network allowing you to rate players, view their trustworthiness, and leave public notes to keep the community safe.

!trust [player] [1-100]

Rates a player's trustworthiness on a scale from 1 (highly untrustworthy) to 100 (highly trusted). This dynamically updates their global average score. You cannot rate yourself.
!trust get [player]

Retrieves a player's overall trust profile, displaying their current average trust score, the total number of ratings they've received, and their total kill count.
!trust note [player] [message]

Appends a permanent, public note to a player's trust profile. Use this to warn others of griefers, keep track of bounties, or vouch for friendly community members.

Map Emojis

Type these exactly as written to receive special map emojis.

:popethanos:
:mj:
:shutup:
:dogmii:
:caveman:
:virgin:
:onions:
:didntask:
:hulk:
:sad:
:oops:
:hung:
:schraubenzieher:
:haters:
:donut:
:floydmas:
:floydzedong:
:minion:
:samhyde:
:poopballs:
:fat:
:dino:

Letter Maps

Temporarily disabled! Generates a map with a specified QWERTY character.

~~!lettermap [character]~~ (Temporarily Disabled)

Generates a map with a specified QWERTY character (e.g., !lettermap i or !lettermap %). Does not support complex foreign symbols.

Useless Commands

Self-explanatory interactions, fun effects, and joke commands.

!shit [substance]
!pee [substance]
!bleed
!cum
!drool
!fart
!dance
!dab
!homo
!gamergirlbathwater
!garlicwater
!jombo
!frown
!smile
!1337
!suckmydick
!pusheen
!educateme
!howmanysnowmen
!gnome
!wsid OR !whatshouldido
!8ball [question]
!choose [op1] or [op2]
!brainwave / !brianwave
!killarandomplayer
!hitlersay [msg]
!unclesay [msg]
!serversay [msg]
!obamasay [msg]
!enslave [user]
!poke [user]
!block [user]
!mute [user]
!jg [user]
!stab [user]
!op [user]
!beat [user]
!punch [user]
!push [user]
!yahooanswers [query]
!google [query]
!rgreentext [query]
!rpolitics [query]
!rpolyamory [query]
!wiki
!pwiki
!catfact
!onthisday | !history
!cute
!trivia
!pokedex
!news
!excuse

More Useless Commands

More complex useless commands.

!russianroulette

WARNING: CAN KILL YOUR CHARACTER. Tests your luck with a 1-in-6 chance of instant death.
!defuse

WARNING: CAN KILL YOUR CHARACTER. Attempts to defuse a bomb. Failure results in a lethal explosion.
!joke [topic]

Tells a joke based on the provided topic.
!poem [topic]

Generates a poem about the provided topic.
!define [word]

Provides the dictionary definition of a word.
!cocktail [drink] | !drink [drink]

Provides a cocktail recipe based on the requested drink.
!pirate [text] | !yoda [text] | !shakespeare [text] | !translate [lang] [text]

Translates the given text into the specified persona or language.
!weather [location]

Shows the current weather for the specified location.
!tarot [query] | !fortune [query]

Draws a tarot card or reads your fortune based on the query.
!advice [topic]

Gives advice based on the provided topic.
!compliment [player]

Sends a generated compliment to the specified player.
!marry [player]

Proposes to or marries the specified player.
!rival [player]

Declares the specified player as your rival.
!quote [player]

Pulls a random past message sent by the specified player.
!dndstats [name/class]

Generates random D&D character stats based on the provided name or class.
!fidgetspinner

Causes your character to spin rapidly in a circle. Type !unfidgetspinner to stop.
!gay

Triggers a very homosexual event. To remove the effects, type !conversiontherapy or !ungay.
!imwhite

Gives you organic chicken breast, free-trade coffee beans, an 800 credit score, plays Steely Dan, and grants the [WHITE PERSON] prefix. Type !imblack or !color white to remove.
!hat [block/item name]

Equips the specified item or block on your head (works with helmets). Type !rhat or !unhat to remove.
~~!pushable [block]~~ (Temporarily Disabled)

Summons a physics-enabled block you can push. Stand on it and type !unpushable to remove.
!color [color]

Changes your username color to a default Minecraft color (e.g., !color dark_aqua).
!armorstand [name] [color]

Summons an armor stand with arms, customized with the specified name and color. 10-minute cooldown.
!greeting set [message]

Sets a custom greeting that CommandsBot will broadcast every time you log in.
~~!bosnia~~ (Temporarily Disabled)

Adds you to the "BOSNIA FOREVER" team, equips a functional AK74 (with ammo), and plays Bosnian war songs (requires resource pack).
!midget | !givebirth | !child

Summons a miniature armor stand equipped with arms at your exact location.

Prefix Commands

Adds a prefix before your name in chat. Type !unprefix to remove.

!hindu
!muslim
!jewish
!protestant
!orthodox
!catholic
!goblin
!police
!koolaid
!random
!newfriend
!applethief
!babushka
!epstein
!wigger
!belarus OR !Беларусь
!osterreicher
!dansker
!nordmenns
!deutsche
!sakartvelo
!italiani
!magyarok
!suomi
!svenskar
!bikergang
!banned
!bone
!blazerod
!stick
!boomer
!chungus
!hellokitty
!colonel
!doctor
!gamer
!chinese
!mexican
!general
!hacked
!king
!lieutenant
!mr
!mrs
!ms
!papereater
!pregnant
!president
!prince
!princess
!queen
!realisticelephant
!senator
!sergeant
!singlemom
!sir